| A Letter To President Hornsby |
Kolumnist's Korner
March 12, 2002
March 12, 2002
| by Gus Loads |
Dear Sir,
So you have narrowly escaped
impeachment and remain president of
our honourable organization. Let me
the first to congratulate and wish
you the best of luck in the new
season.
Now enough of the mock praise and on
to business. I, Gus Loads, official
representative of the fairer
dexterity, have some unresolved
issues that I feel must be dealt
with immediately.
First, there is the matter of the
asterisk (*). I find this
segregation of our distinguished
righties to be very insulting and
downright immoral. Times have
changed, Mr. President. Are we not
human? Do we not bleed the same
blood? I have a dream...
Secondly, I believe the time has
come for the LGA to officially post
the rules of our game and to assure
that
So you have narrowly escaped
impeachment and remain president of
our honourable organization. Let me
the first to congratulate and wish
you the best of luck in the new
season.
Now enough of the mock praise and on
to business. I, Gus Loads, official
representative of the fairer
dexterity, have some unresolved
issues that I feel must be dealt
with immediately.
First, there is the matter of the
asterisk (*). I find this
segregation of our distinguished
righties to be very insulting and
downright immoral. Times have
changed, Mr. President. Are we not
human? Do we not bleed the same
blood? I have a dream...
Secondly, I believe the time has
come for the LGA to officially post
the rules of our game and to assure
that
Gus Loads is a former Hackers'
Review columnist and lobbyist for
righthanders. It is still not
certain who appointed him as
official representative.
Review columnist and lobbyist for
righthanders. It is still not
certain who appointed him as
official representative.
